I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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