She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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