I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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