Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
