How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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