I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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