Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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