That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorry my hands just texted you
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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