party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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