Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I can't turn off my feet"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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