I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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