Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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