Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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