good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
