I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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