scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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