I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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