Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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