DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
