so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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