I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
