I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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