idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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