my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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