is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sext me about skeletons
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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