When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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