Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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