Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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