fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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