she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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