well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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