just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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