yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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