pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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