Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I must be too annoying 4 u.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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