so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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