I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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