: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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