She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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