Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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