haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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