Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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