so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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