when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
false alarm, still single
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