Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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