BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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