I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
