I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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