don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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