I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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