I hate all girls vehemently.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
