The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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