i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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