I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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